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A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.
We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."
18π 2π
Handywork that occurs inside your panties (i.e. Manual stimulation ).
He was a bad kisser but his pantywork game was amazing.
When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.
I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.
11π 3π
Another name for rainbow cookies, with different color layers covered in chocolate.
We celebrated the legalization of same sex marriage by eating a pound of LGBTQookies.
10π 5π
When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.
Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.
A lazy and boring handjob with no enthusiasm
Giving someone a blandjob is one way to make sure you wonΓ’ΒΒt see them naked again.
A hairpiece that covers a dog's butthole while it walks. Rhymes with toupee.
It's more pleasant taking my dog out to poop now that she wears a poupee.
4π 1π