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Blinkini

When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away

On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.

by Faster Redhead March 24, 2017


Trantagonize

The act of picking a fight with transgender people by insulting them.

I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.

by Faster Redhead May 27, 2016


Auto immune

Someone who tragically does not understand the appeal of sexy, fast cars.

I love the new BMW convertible but my husband is Auto Immune and drives a boring SUV.

by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021


Jewber

A Jewish mother who acts as a personal Uber to her kids, driving them playdate to dr appointment to dance class to etc.

I couldn't go out because I had to Jewber my daughter to the mall and then a friend's house.

by Faster Redhead June 18, 2017

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Weave queen

A woman who uses various hair extensions (clipped in, sewn in, bonded in), falls and wigs to achieve a sexy, glamourous look.

That girl is such a weave queen she could give Beyonce a run for her money.

by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016


dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017


Vajoctor

Nickname for gynecologist, vagina doctor

It's time for my annual visit to the Vajoctor!

by Faster Redhead June 21, 2016