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A man who was ordained by God to be named Francis, who also is in possession of a rather large penis, or colloquiallly known as a "Cock".
"Oh, look... Here comes Fat Cock Francis."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."
An exclamation typically used my mentally handicapped women who are surprised or amused by something mundane or foolish.
"OURGHT", said Madi, retardedly.
The act of plunging a lubricated vacuum hose directly into the anus of a person suffering from severe constipation, in order to dislodge said "Turd".
Risks include: Prolapsed anus, repainted walls (Typically an explosive brown), and rectal bleeding.
Success rate: 14.38%
Yo, Madi had major constipation last night so I had my uncle use bloopiphication her. Had to change my shirt at the end but she's all cleaned out.
A medical condition in which the vaginal canal and labia become covered in a hard, sebaceous cheese substance. This "Smegma" ultimately crystallizes, and causes immediate death. Caused by a hybrid of a virus, bacteria, fungis, and Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. Status: Incurable.
Damn, Madi has Coochiekosis? That's too bad... That bitch knew how to fuck.
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