to flotch

to aimlessly switch channels on TV, usually late at night, when you have nothing better to do but don't feel like going to bed yet.

Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."

When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.

I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.

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Dob

"Dob" (noun) = Weed
"to dob" or "to dob up" = to smoke weed
"a dobby" = a joint.

-inspired by Dobby the house-elf from Harry Potter. The pillow case he wears resembles the paper of a sloppily rolled joint.

Hey man, give your dude a call....we're all out of dob.

We'll need to pause the movie to go outside to dob up.

I just passed my finals, time to roll a fat dobby!

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