Brennan

Brennan a kid where the phrase "pasty white boy is his middle name." This kid is like Mr.Good/Mr.Evil when he is Mr.Good he tries to act like an attention grabbing faggot by jumping up and down and acting like a drunk penguin. When he is Mr.Bad he gets super angry and has a face redder than a strawberry and tries to be all buff and shit but when in reality, when is angry he is a white chocolate stick with a cherry on top. Pervert is his middle name because many of his hobbies are staring at girl's butts in yoga pants and watching Brennan videos which are so cringe they are basically porn. Overall he is a white Pillsbury pervert.

My name is Brennan oh wait Ooh, look at that moon.

6👍 12👎

Joey

A boy who gets called gay but really is not. He's athletic at basketball and lacrosse and likes**** but will be less shy later in life.

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Ben

Weirdest kid you will ever meet. Has lots of pimples and acts like a gay dinosaur all the time. Also he can be nice , sometimes but when you roast him about giving women head he says, "My dick is huge not tiny but HUGE." But when compared to other people he looks like a skinny twig. Loves to play video games and sucks at sports. A good friend but can zone out and act like he is having an orgasm even though he is a male. A good person all around but you have to get to know him. Finally you have to realize that he can get angry and when he does he looks like a male stripper.

Ben is fire as f***.

6👍 9👎