farkface

A snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time. Usually describing the bitch or unfavourable boss's favourite female employee in the office.

That farkface just can't shut her trap, now the boss thinks i was the one who started it.

Leave that company please. Farkface will never give you a chance.

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Graphic designer

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

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Apollo 440

One of the greatest musical geniuses of UK dance music, covering several genres including Dub, Rock, Breakbeat, Ambient, Acid Jazz, etc. Originally a 3-men band: Norman Fisher-Jones, Howard Gray and Trevor Gray. They have added musicians to their recording and live performances along the way. Well-known tracks: Ain't Talkin' Bout Dub, Stop The Rock and Lost In Space (theme song of the movie of the same name). Well-respected among their peers: Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Massive Attack, Underworld, etc.

Ain't Talkin' Bout Dub by Apollo 440 is actually a modern, smashing, dub version of Van Halen's Ain't Talkin Bout Love!

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Mojo Jojo

The public enemy #1 who terrorises the City of Townsville in Powerpuff Girls Cartoon. This clever monkey is always plotting against the Powerpuff Girls by inventing new machines and is very snobbish too. Now used in everyday English:
1. To describe a person who disregards others' personal space, especially during commute.
2. A bossy person
3. To make fun of your friend who suddenly use very profound words or concepts.

1. That mojo jojo just stepped on my foot!
2. Mum's getting all mojo jojo again!
3. Girl A: my libido's down, everything's getting monotonous...
Girl B: you mojo jojo...not getting any huh...

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fat rabbit

1. A rabbit that's fat.
2. A furball.
3. To describe anything cute, furry and round.
4. Describing a person who chomp greens like a greedy rabbit.
5. An expression refering to your lover or spouse, implying acceptance no matter how fat they will ever become in future.

1. You got one helluva fat rabbit!
2. Oh look at that fat rabbit...is it a cat or a dog?
3. That curtain has got fat rabbit trimmings.
4. Slow down with that salad, fat rabbit.
5. Come here and gimme a hug, ya fat rabbit.

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mfa

An abbreviation of "mother fucking arsehole", 90% of the time male. Usually used in online conversations and handphone text messaging (or sms) to save time typing.

Girl A: he cheated on me!
Girl B: he wat?! tt mfa!
Girl A: n he owe me some $
Girl A: MFA!!!

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Flatbacker

A male that is too lazy to have intercourse any other way besides flat on his back

Once men turn a certain age they become “flatbackers “ ...

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