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When two Cuban men nail the same dude from opposite ends, making him look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in Hawaii. The spit has to be continuously turned for the next 7 hours. Turned by hand, at a rate of about 15 revolutions per minute.
Brett went to Miami for a stag and disappeared for most of the night. Upon his return, he was walking real funny and had a cocksucker's cramp. As he burst into tears, he wailed out, "They stayed all night, taking turns, turning the spit. I can definitely say that being on the receiving end of a Cuban Spitroast was not the most fun activity in the world.
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When the lonely MILF who lives next door sees your parents leave for the weekend and invites you over for a soak. You immediately text your friends as the MILF loves company.
âDudes, get over here and donât bring your trunks.â
#skinnyhotdippinâ
The act of hot tubbing without clothes.
When the boys are done gaming, darts and foosball, it's time to call on the ladies for some skinnyhotdippin'.
"Dammit Mason, put down the controller and call up dem' bitches. Me and Jason be ready for some serious skinnyhotdippin'!