Fat Tramp

Used to describe a poverty stricken person or persons from Teeside. The tramp is uncharacteristly fat because of the amount of leftover parmo's and kebabs, found in their primary food source locations such as bins & skips, they consume. The Fat Tramp is known to drink any liquid with an alcohol content, Methanol & Glycol is a particular favourite. The Fat Tramp can be identified by ill fitting dirty tracksuit bottoms and holy dress shirt combination.

Check out that Fat Tramp, I can smell him from here. Look at his Trackies I bet there Primark rejects

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Laminated Eddie

The Act of placing your delightful produced Scat in a plastic lamination pouch before sealing the master piece using a laminating machine. This will keep the Scat Fresh and Moist for an extended period. The Laminated Eddie can then be frozen for use at a later date.

Go and get a knife and cut open that Laminated Eddie.

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