schnozberry

A hardedend clump of fecal matter attached to the anal pubic hairs, similar to a dingleberry.

Alan cleaned all my schnozberries off for me.

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shex

The way Sean Connery pronounces sex.

I had mad shex with her lasht night I did. -quote Sean Connery

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Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

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vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

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Furby

When having sexual intercourse, you grab your loved one's pubic hairs(if they have any), twist, and pull. The pain and pleasure mixed is called a Furby or Furbasmic experience.

I gave my gf such a good furby.

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parasaurolophus

This is a dinosaur that you will never remember. If you do remember it, you owe me one.

We've spared no expense. (Parasaurolophus)

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nurple

Short for Naked Urban Recreational Parking Lot Education

Man, I guess I don't need to pack clothes as I'm going to have to go to nurple today.

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