humanatee

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

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wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.

Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?

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yolo parlay

when everyone is yolo but you all agree to parlay (pirate's code) so that you can accomplish something wonderful

My bros were all YOLO but a parlay was needed so we instituted a yolo parlay.

Hot Pocket

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

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poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.

Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?

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penois

The French word for penis.

The French man shouted, "Penois!" at me as I stomped on his foot.

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