A virus that suddenly causes people to hoard loads of toilet paper and rappers begging to get out of jail because of their new found lung problems
âItâs coronavirus I need to get all the toilet paper because Iâm totally gunna poo 1,000 times a dayâ
-Boomers
âCoronavirus let Tekashi 69 get out of jail because he suddenly got problems with his body. Now I gotta listen to his stupid music again.â
-EVERY KID WITH A GOD DAMN BRAIN
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