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Boner soup

A soup so delicious that it will:
1. If of the male gender, with one sip of boner soup, you will become instantly erect foravar.

2. If of the female gender, with one sip of boner soup, you instantly grow a penis which will instantly become erect.

3. If of the she-man gender, with one sip of boner soup, you still get an erect penis.

4. Yummy!

5. Full of sweet, sweet protein.

6. A soup that has boners in it.

Dad: Here's some chicken noodle soup!

Toddler Girl: No! I want some boner soup!

Dad: Haha, just like your mother! Good girl!

Toddler Girl: Yummy!

by Fat shadow August 25, 2010

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