gook garbage

A faulty product from China that is often a source of frustration.

My stupid Lenovo laptop took five minutes to make Chrome start responding again. What a piece of gook garbage!

Robeau

Pronounced "ro-boh"
Robot boyfriend, combines robo and beau (French term for boyfriend.)

a robot boyfriend or male cybernetic admirer.

She's so obsessed with that robot it's practically her robeau.

bucket-ass

A word used to describe something that is run-down, beat-up, and doesn't appeal to most people, usually used to describe a beater car.

I can't believe you bought the same bucket-ass car.
-Carl "CJ" Johnson