IMDS

The worst software designed for collection of maintenance information.

The interface was designed by a Chimpanzee injected with a drug cocktail found in a Soviet-era bunker in Uzbekistan. Who then shot itself with a revolver sitting in its tire swing (ruled a suicide.)

If you make too many mistakes, leadership signs you up for weekend duty for making them look bad.

NCO: “Did you write up those jobs in IMDS?”

Airman: “No it’s down.”

NCO: “GOD you SUCK!”

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