Decbreath

A ghastly and odious olfactory phenomenon originating from the depths of South Lanarkshire, Scotland, characterized by breath so egregiously putrid that it has been rumored to induce instant nausea, incapacitation, and even unfortunate demises among those unfortunate enough to encounter it. This malodorous affliction, reminiscent of the legendary Declyn himself, transcends mere halitosis to become a perilous hazard to all within its vicinity, leaving trails of devastation and despair in its wake.

Declyn - Walks past someone
Person 1 - Smells the decbreath and dies a horrible and excruciatingly painful death.
Person 2 - “Someone fucking end that little tossers life before he infects the rest of the planet and Dwatt. Save Dwatt”

dwatt

A teacher with a first name starting with D and the surname of Watt.
Usually a computing science teacher who is rather large and is an interesting character.
Also could be referred to as “Dr. Watt”

John Tinney - “Hey Dr. Watt! What’s my diagnosis?”
Dwatt - “I don’t know John, I am not a doctor”
John Tinney - “But you’re dwatt! Tell me!”