Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!

Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"

PUF

for when philthy phil says something stupid you reply PUF which is short for phuck you fill

phil: blah blah blah
person responding: PUF

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