brain damage

After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.

"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts when I walk."
-Elijah 1998
true story.

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Good morning

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.

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ta ta yum yums

Big breasts on a hot girl

"did you see those ta ta yum yums?" steven asked.
"yeah" Matt answered, "those ta ta yum yums look delicious!"

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