Sylvia

A wolf in sheep's clothing. A master of manipulation. Possesses the kotoamatsukami jitsu. Generally a woman ruled by emotion with a nasty temper and predosposotion to physical violence when enraged. With her signature kotoamatsukami jitsu, she is able to convince her significant other that she is their greatest asset by constantly nagging them for luxurious excess items such as expensive bags, shoes, or jewelry, while at the same time, treating them like trash. Contrary to popular belief, a Sylvia generally does not possess any marketable skills and is purely on the hunt for the carry life.

Wow man shes only into you for your money bro shes such a Sylvia.

Bro I'm rolling in money dawg, hope I don't catch a Sylvia!

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