Hong Kong Handjob

When yo girl shits on her hand and gives you a handjob. When you jizz you mix the shit and the jizz and put it in a sushi roll.

Stephanie gave me a Hong Kong Handjob last night. I have tetnis now but it was fucking amazing!

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rule 147

Anyone who plugs kush up their butthole are legally allowed to do anything they want

Rick:I just shot 56 people in Las Vegas
Dick: Isn’t that an act of terrorism?
Rick:Nah I had kush up my butthole rule 147

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Dilly Dilly

Originally used in mideval times, short for “delightful”, now used as slang to make the topic of conversation playful and humorous.

Jeff: I just lost $200k in Vegas
Steve: Dilly Dilly!

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Goutche

Football slang, means to make a field goal

Stephen Gostkowski totally Goutched that 69-yard field goal

rule 143

Rule 143 states that nobody can track what you do in incognito mode, not even the FBI

Guy 1: I totally fapped to some people doing the Alabama hot pocket on the family computer last night
Guy 2:Can’t your family see that
Guy 1:Rule 143 man