Manpanzee

Of all the horrendous creatures, there is no other creature as horrendous, disgusting, oppurtunistic, and immoral as the dreaded north american Manpanzee. Often seen as the most unnatural and disgusting creature on the planet, the Manpanzee is bred from the corrupted son of Adam, whos kind was so finely crafted in the likeness of our lord above, and a female Pan troglodytes, whom god has delibrately placed below our beautiful speicies. This creature is made in the most evile of ways, and it is as expected of a very disgusting lifestyle. It has no morals, will eat anything, and sodomizes and mates with anything that moves. Anything that is attacked, be it male or female, will instantly become pregnant with a Manpanzee fetus. That is the extent on the evil of the Manpanzee, corrupting even the finest creations of god. One must not approach the Manpanzee, and must pacify it with a a bullet fired from a firearm, a blade, honed in the holy city of the pope, or a flame, a bible, or a nice whooping and telling of the parents. To summarize this paragraph, a Manpanzee, is a thot.

Get away from me you Manpanzee!