Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.

Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.

rumble shits

Rumble shits is a natural phenomena that can not be forced/nor predicted. Seconds before you're about to drop a deuce, a series of loud, echoing flatulents exit the ass. Scientists believe that rumble shits exist merely to prep the butthole for the events that follow.

Wow, I think I just had Rumble Shits.