Dumphey

To describe a situation or current condition as shitty and/or disappointing.

Ted: "Bro, I heard Jenny broke Ben's penis!"

Jeff: "That's really Dumphey..."

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Confused

Idk, I'm just as confused as you are.

What if we are all gay and we just don't know it because we're in the matrix and everytime we start a new relationship it's just some 70 year old gay man? Confused yet?

Tipsy Tickler

A middle-aged black man dressed in a corn suit that sits in the Ohio state university lunchroom bathroom, and says he'll play Roblox with you if he can tickle your tipsy.

"Hey Josh I got tickled by the Tipsy Tickler yesterday while playing Brookhaven in the bathroom"