the ol' Willy Saddler

To show somebody a good time

He took her out last night to give her the ol' Willy Saddler

His dad was a blacksmith

Someone who doesn't know their father

Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.

CueTipping

When you wrap you finger in toilet paper and insert it into your own arsehole after taking a shit to give it the best possible clean.

Person 1: my girl is going to rim me tonight.
Person 2: make sure you give yourself a good CueTipping first. That will improve your chances of her doing it again.
Person 1: good thinking