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An emoji Spiderman ðð¦ð is when you text your friends about how you climaxed in your hand and threw it in someone's face.
Emoji Spiderman - ah man I didn't need to see how you Spiderman'd some chick last night.
Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.
Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.
"Jimmy" is traditionally an incontinent old man who whines for the sake of it and his lethal farts make no sound.
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A box full of random things that smell weird.
Did you know Jimmy has a sniffy box ? He has it full of random crap like toe nail clippings, arse fur from a dog and a pair of your mother's used knickers.
A Moroccan Cuddle is when you contract rabbies from fucking a donkey.
A group of adolescents got rabbies after having sex with a donkey - it was some Moroccan Cuddle.
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Jib is an Irish slang term for sperm or cum. Depending on the context of a speech, it may also refer to when a person is talking shit.
Examples:
(1) You have a jib-stain on your pants.
(2) I don't like the jib coming out of your mouth Jimmy.
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