weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

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Verhoog

Most people strive to be a Verhoog, even though they may not be familiar with the term. A Verhoog is a beautiful, intelligent, successful creature, who knows his or her own mind. It is also a Dutch word which means 'to lift up'.

Man, he is such a Verhoog. I wish I could be like him.

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Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.

"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."

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bloody clown

The process of eating a girl out while she is menstrating.

Wow i just ate katie out while she was on her period...I looked like a Bloody clown!

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samwise

SAMWISE GAMGEE. CHUB MIN! AWA. beish's lova. Soo much cooler than elwood. So kin yet so large and chub. Corny.

Awa it's samwise.
Mr. Frodo.
Wow dude you need to lose some pounds. Go on the samwise diet.

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EPS

some fat jews who spend their days talking about monsters

the eps talks about didimons all the time. i said "what are didimons?" and they said "your a punk ass tron."

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fatty

A title resembling Lord or Sire when preceeded by "Witty"

Witty Fatty, you have returned from your quest to the fridge.

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