`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

1. Every key on a standard keyboard pressed one in order.

2. The name of my penis, purposely named so to be hard to pronounce in real life and piss off others.

1. I wrote "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./" on my essay about computers and got an A because every computer teacher ever sucks!

2. My friends laugh when I tell them the name of my penis.

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Cruel and Unusual Punishment

See Kidz Bop.

Person 1: Instead of detention, Mr. Jones made me listen to Kidz Bop in a van full of 10 year olds for an hour! It was Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

Person 2: Is that legal!?

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