To seek sex a day before the weekend starts
Iâm off up to me burds for some beef curtains seeing as itâs thirsty Thursday
A young blonde in her 20âs from a council scheme covered in fake tan, fake lashes, dreams catcher tattoo on the thigh, big lips, bleached blonde hair and extensions and looks identical to her 20 council scheme barbie mates. Poses for Instagram photos with lots of balloons and silver walls and furniture to add to the bling
Check the blonde over there with the big fat lips, ah she is just another council scheme barbie
When the Turkish lad in the kebab shop asks if you want salad and sauce on your kebab.
Look at them salad sauce cunts cutting hair and packing kebabs
Asuncion losbanos was the Sexiest women I ever came inside
Asuncion losbanos I want to feel your rod in my los banos
A Scottish word to describe a manâs anus after a wet fart
That fart has left my pants a bit dreich Ken?
Daughter of god and the Virgin Mary. Letâs like the churchâs arch. Mother tastes like a fine cheeseboard. Dosent answer texts
Look at macy there looking as tight as a Virgin
Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina
Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple