IB Program

The International Baccalaureate program or IB Program is a very exclusive program in which the people who created it’s only goal is to drag there student as close to suicide as physically possible without losing their jobs. This program will quite literally make you lose your marbles. You thought you liked school? Not anymore. You thought you liked art? Not anymore. You like Music? Well too fucking bad. This program will crush your hopes and dreams until you are nothing but zombie filled with useless information. As someone in this program i can attest to the shear amount of times you will threaten to quit the program but just can’t bring yourself to do it. IB is a cult. The only positive thing this program will lead to is severe alcoholism, and addiction to narcotics, a deadly STD, or if you get lucky, a stoner who has lost self respect. On the bright side though colleges might like you slightly better! 👍

If i stay in the IB program i might actually hannah baler myself.

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