Bollocky Binds

When something is very difficult

or

When you get your bollocks tangled in your pants

or

Some kind of S & M technique

Friend #1 oh bollocky binds
Friend #2 whats up?
Friend #1 im getting into a right bollocky bind with this software its so difficult...

I couldnt come to work today as i got into a bollocky bind when i got dressed.