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There was once a man who worked in a bakery, he sold baguettes. One day the man saw a retarded looking baguette sitting in the glass window. He took it out and decided that heâd come up with a name for it. He called the baguette Luke Potter. However, this baguette appeared to not only be retarded, but also gay. He ever since called Luke Potter, faguette.
âdayum boi look at that faguette, donât be gay like Luke Potterâ.
Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. Itâs like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the âmost wantedâ list in the UK as well as being classed as the âNo. 1 terroristâ in Europe.
â¦hence the name Terrorance!
that Terrorance was something else you know! nobodyâ¦ABSOLUTELY NOBODY had balls like him.
Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
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Why?
Stop being such a faggot and install it.
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