Pacist

In sports, a person who judges a player by his per-game stats without accounting for his team's pace of play. (A Pacist gives preferential treatment to players on teams that play at a faster pace because of the higher per-game stats produced.)

Jason King demonstrated that he is a Pacist when he did not name Mike Scott in his list of nominees for the John Wooden award despite Scott's impressive impact on a per-possession basis.

yasaft

Acronym for "You are such a fucking tool."

You: COVID's fake. Don't get the vaccine.
Me: YASAFT.