Fuck Boy

I've dated him. You've dated him. Your Gran probably dated him in a past life. He's why we are all here. He takes many forms and can be hard to spot, but guaranteed to leave you with a broken heart, a huge sense of injustice and often an itch that you can never fully scratch (you should really get that tested).

He texted me 'you up?' at 3:18am.

He's DEFINITELY a fuck boy.