kinkfish

Someone who pretends to practice/enjoy
either one or multiple kinks. Usually
portrayed through social media or dating
apps.

Similar to catfish but kinkfish applies just to kink(s)

I was shocked that after all this BDSM
dom/sub bullshit on their dating profile, they
only liked missionary, oral and were scared
with I got out the ropes. They’re vanilla af and a total kinkfish.

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.