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chinese dick

A made-up stereotype repeated by people who most likely have not seen that many actual erect penises, that is rooted in deep insecurity, ignorance, and xenophobia.

Version 1:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)

Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)

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