B & V Club

An offshoot of the D Club for people with female sex organs and/or breasts.

the B & V club is a social grouping of people who have comfortably shown each other their breasts and/or vaginas. B & V club meetings are usually conducted before a group of people are expected to be naked in the same room together and involves a full minute of staring at each other's genitals for a full minute.

Both clubs are utilized to reduce social awkwardness of accidentally seeing someone elses vagina or penis and trying to avoid looking at it by platonically addressing that awkwardness.

roommate 1: hey are you in the B & V club
roommate 2: no
roommate 1: ok lets deal with this out of the gate, here's my tits
roommate 2: man, im really peepin your sweet tits

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