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When youâre giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so youâre dizzy. If you spin too much, youâll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
An instagram account for angsty photos. Including but not limited to: crying selfies, cursed images, ugly crying, etc.
I'm feeling sad this week.Let's setup an angstagram
A reference to Bernie Sanders sitting with his arms crossed and his legs crossed at the 2021 inauguration. This position (now a popular meme) shows complete frustration and a strong desire to NOT be in the current situation. Hey, if I lost running for president twice, I'd be pissed as well.
Look at that kid over there berning up. He has his arms and legs crossed! He does NOT want to be here
The next season after hot girl summer. It is a season full of pumpkin spice lattes and leaves changing colors. Beautiful time of year, especially in the Northeast.
Aww man, Itâs too cold to wear a bikini. Hot girl summer is over. Letâs get ready for Christian Girl Fall!
A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.
Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!
ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
A lollycock is a lollipop that is flavored like every dick you've ever wanted. These pops taste like dick, and are an acceptable way to learn how to give head.
Hey guys! I bought a lollycock! Who wants to learn how to suck?