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A lollycock is a lollipop that is flavored like every dick you've ever wanted. These pops taste like dick, and are an acceptable way to learn how to give head.
Hey guys! I bought a lollycock! Who wants to learn how to suck?
ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
A person who tries to catch an illness in order to free themselves from this sick, sad world. This backfires because it makes everyone else sick and sad. In the time of coronavirus, don’t be a bug catcher.
Look at that man! He just touched a bunch of infected people. He must be a bug catcher
The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.