Cheese

An official love language. You give me cheese, and I’ll marry you!

Did you hear about the guy who gifted his date a 12 kg wheel of cheese? Yeah, they married right afterwards!

That's not fair

A phrase Millennials love to use when they don't get what they want.

Millennial Student: I know this assignment is late, but I still did it.

Professor: I'll accept it... with a late penalty.

Millennial Student: That's not fair! I did the work, so I should get full credit!

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Blumock

Minion for "fuck"

***Kevin takes Stuart's banana away***

Stuart: Blumock!

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Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.

It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.

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menace reset

To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.

Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!

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Boeing 737 MAX

A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10

Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest

Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?

Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!

Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?

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PG&E

The single largest cause of wildfires in the state of California.

A soon to be defunct energy monopoly that doesn’t properly maintain its equipment, but then wants to pass on the cost of its liabilities to its customers.

News Anchor: “Another large wildfire broke out today, after an explosion from one of PG&E’s poorly maintained transformers.”

PG&E customer: “Dammit! There goes our utility bill!”

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