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What a student says when they don’t like something... even if mentioned on the Syllabus... a hundred times!
Student: It’s unfair that I got a lower grade for not showing up to class on time... I mean, it’s a 9am class? Who goes anywhere at 9am?
The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.
It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.
Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.
I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!
The single largest cause of wildfires in the state of California.
A soon to be defunct energy monopoly that doesn’t properly maintain its equipment, but then wants to pass on the cost of its liabilities to its customers.
News Anchor: “Another large wildfire broke out today, after an explosion from one of PG&E’s poorly maintained transformers.”
PG&E customer: “Dammit! There goes our utility bill!”
A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.
”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”
-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.
A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10
Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest
Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?
Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!
Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?
To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.
Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!