kappy

Feig's evil sidekick, known for his crippies and love for Linsky

I'm going over to that bastard child feig's place to get a bag of crippies.

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reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

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quackophony

What happens when a bunch of quacks call other quacks quacks. The noise that results from a bunch of charlatans, delusionals, new agers or alt.medicine folks labelling others of the same ilk frauds and confidence tricksters, unlike themselves because they are the genuine and guaranteed real thing.

"Should see the quackophony that's online about liquid zeolite 'miracle' cancer cures."

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