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A pudgy, self-absorbed male who is overly obsessed with the anus and believes he is a genius.
Hot Tony: Dude, I can't believe she stood me up! I told her how high my IQ was and everything!
Friend: What are you gonna do now?
Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.
10👍 7👎
Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.
When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.
13👍 9👎