jew'd

when a bowl of marijuana has been turned to ash and nothing remains. this refers to the tendecy of hebrews being burned to ash.

FELIPE- yo jared hit that shit son nawmeen!!

JARED- nah son that shits been jew'd

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brb

An acronym some of my friends use to say "Bye"

1: brb
2: ok
.........
1 has just signed off
2: I thought so

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Super Mario 3

A video game exclusively for play on the Nintendo Entertainment System featuring characters such as Mario, Luigi, Bowser, the usual enemies, and Princess Toadstool. Is the third of the "Super Mario Bros." series, and follows pretty much the same storyline as the first... travel through different worlds, and rescue Princess Toadstool from the clutches of Bowser.

Dude, pop in Super Mario 3 and see if it works the first time.

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Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".

Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!

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Satanic Dump

Taking a massive dump on someones chest then lighting it on fire. You then savour the delicious smell and then begin to run your genitalia in it.

CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!!

Ryan Bosch of Lee, NH burned his penis skin off by giving his friend Jay Garrity a Satanic Dump.

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rama

In Arthur C. Clarke's work, Rama is a gigantic cylinder-shaped space vessel created millions of years ago by a very advanced species.

We're about to dock with Rama.

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juan on juan

a mexican basketball game.

"oye vato lets go play some juan on juan"..."horale"

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