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Dirty lorenza

When a girl masturbates a man with a ball of fresh burrata.

We drank 3 bottles of wine. After the limoncello, we ordered some gabagool, prosciutto and burrata for the road. She gave me a dirty lorenza as soon as we walked in the door.

by Felix Samadi May 30, 2023


parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 17, 2020