guerilla dating tactics

Indirect strategies for perpetrating undeclared dates, often involving harrasment and sabotage that are difficult to combat due to their unconventional nature.

When Heidi realized she was the only guest invited to Joe’s First Annual Dutch Over Slumber Party, she had to admit that he was guilty of using guerilla dating tactics to oh-so-lamely woo her.

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female pattern blindness

When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.

That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.

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