Quank

When you mean to fart but it comes out as a green liquid as a result of having chlamydia.

I was trying to have sex with my girlfriend but accidentally said "It's quankin' time" and released the quank all over her.

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Kinspading

To manipulate a child into twisting your nipples to milk them.

BREAKING: Joe 'loving' Biden is caught kinspading on epstein island! His family is devastated.