February 14

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”

Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*

February 14

Women slap
We beat

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready