connect

or not? like science says speed dating works. the first six to eight minutes with a person could determine your destiny. is there a connection? sexual? friendship? spiritual? if you take the chance and connect with someone you and this person could fucking take on the world. Aka, Tinder or Grinder. You might want to try to "connect" with somebody. That somebody could turn into your forever.

Do you dare connect?

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Finished

Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?

He Finished her.

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Finished

Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?

He Finished her.

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Girfy

Another word for girthy. Short, fat and wide. A beautiful cock.

Damn, trust me girl, you want to experience a girfy man.

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No More

Really? Are you sure. What people should say to their paramour when the relationship is unhealthy. You know the kind. When you can't stop breaking up. John Legend's "Ordinary People" song before he wrote the song that just might save a life. "All of Me" is not "no more." But, sometimes when it feels like the movies or "too good to be true" people say "no more." Like Ahhhhhh. Please don't say it if it feels like the movies. Ask me or Katy Perry. Feeling like a fairytale or movie is a very good thing.

No more. Oh no, did I just say that? I didn't mean to; really. I take it back. You are amazing. You can have ALL OF ME instead.

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toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!

A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.

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just bounce

Like get the FUCK away from me. I thought, no, I knew I wanted you at one point, but now I have completely changed my mind. Get away and never come back. GO and GO NOW! I don't want to feel like this anymore. Like I feel like I'm going half or completely crazy.

Ugh. Girl, tell him to "just bounce."

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