Joey

The most cancerous of all cancers. Literally a walking tumor. He is fatter than Buddha. He is slower than a Travis. He is dumber than a Justin. He is less attractive than a Sebastian. He is greasier than a Tyler. He looks more like a pedophile than the king of them, again Justin. He is gayer than a Greyson. He is less attractive than a Cameron. He is less mature than a Carson. He is bitchier than a Drew. He is more stubborn than the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. He is more of a pervert than an Alex. He has a shorter dick than a Reece, who has a solid six centimeters. He is more of a stuck up bitch than a Blake. He is smaller than a James and a Tyler, and still fatter than Buddha. He is weirder than The Prophet.

Fuck, there goes a Joey. Who's buying the bleach tonight?

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