Woodland Creature

A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.

There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.

"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"

"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"

5👍 11👎