Roger Spy

Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.

Fuck me…Roger Spy!

Only Roger Spy would pull this off.

That Roger Spy sure can dance!

Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?

That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.

Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!

I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!

That was so good Roger Spy!

Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?