OAP

Old Age Pensioner, Someone regularly seen using a 'zimmer frame' and carrying a colostomy bag. Possibly has an problem with an overactive thyroid gland.

Person 1: My Gran is going down the post office to get her pension
Person 2: Becuase shes an OAP.. Duh!! Fassyhole ._.

88👍 84👎

grafting

To work hard or to make something out of nothing.

Dave: ''Christ, Jim works hard doesn't he?!''
Shamus: ''Yeah hes a real grafter.''

342👍 126👎

battle cruiser

Cockney rhyming slang : Battle Cruiser - Boozer (Pub)

Lets go down the battle cruiser for a pint

63👍 10👎

nickels

ugly, not attractive at all, or worthless

Man that girl nickels.

12👍 32👎

Zorba the Greek

Cockney rhyming slang : Zorba the Greek - Leak (Urination)

I'm going for a zorba the greek.

8👍 27👎

friendly bobbin

when someone tries to be friends with everybody even someone they are beefing with

He want to friendly bob since his boys not around

33👍 3👎

slap

loud music in cars

Man that car got that slap

19👍 35👎